Greetings Ladles and Jellyspoons,
By now all of you should be used the rhythm of Uni, realised eating Subway everyday is probably not the best pastime and probably realised coming into Uni and mingling is better than staying at home watching lectures online!
Moving on to what’s happened and is coming up; We had a pretty chill time at ‘Quads On Point’ last week followed by a darn good sundowner! Cheers to everyone who trotted along! We ran out of ‘softies’…. Twice! You’re all wonderful humans!
Although we did not place first, we did some glorious ass-kicking with Basketball and Squash for Interfac these first two weeks! We’ve got Paddling coming up next week, so if you know how to stay afloat in the Swan River, let us know on our Interfac Sport Facebook page here.
Next week we have a pretty full on week! Fresher Speed Dating is on Tuesday, so get ready to find the person of your dreams and get horrifically friend-zoned by them. Wednesday is our ‘Find the Chicken Pub Crawl’. If you enjoy finding yellow cocks, like going walkabout while indulging in beautiful softies, or even just meeting a new bunch of people, this event will be up your alley!
Finally on Thursday around 4:30pm, we will have our Fresher Elections! We’ll be teaming up with EMAS and providing sweet beats, softies and 6/10 fresher election banter! Heads up: you can do a stunt to prove yourself but ultimately mingling with us and coming to our events is more effective, jus-sayin! Applications for Fresher Rep are available here.
As always, if you have any problem with Uni life, please don’t hesitate to flick me an email, su-president.guild.uwa.edu.au! Alternatively, if you think you’re a funny bugger, send me your best joke!
Good luck & I look forward to seeing six friendly new faces on committee,
UWA Science Union