NOW I HAVE A PATREON (HO HO HO)
It's true <<First Name>>
The site has made it clear:
Creators must post updates all the year!
I know it sounds a bit bizarre,
But at Patreon, Patreon,
That's how conditions are...
(Yes, that is how I pronounce "Patreon," don't @ me.)
also with apologies to Lerner & Loewe