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Issue 96 - 28th August 2020

Take our quick quiz: "Republican or Nazi?"


Dear Reader,

This week on The Chaser Report podcast we did a quiz called "Republican or Nazi?"

It's a very simple idea. I presented some statements, and then the contestants had to guess whether they're from a proper 1930s German Nazi, or a speaker at the 2020 Republican Party convention.

I urge you to download the episode and listen to it, but I thought I'd also just give you a taste of it here because it's a genuinely difficult quiz. (The answers are further down in the email).

1. This person urged followers to read up on a Jewish plan to enslave the world’s peoples and steal their land. Were they Republican or Nazi?

2. This person said: “They want to enslave you to the weak, dependent, liberal, victim ideology, to the point that you will not recognize this country or yourself.” Republican or Nazi?

3. This person said: “I play to people's fantasies. People may not always think big themselves, but they can still get very excited by those who do.” Republican or Nazi?

4. This person said: “Tell a lie loud enough and long enough and people will believe it.” Republican or Nazi?

5. This person said: "That which is built in the mind is even more powerful than the brick and mortar that holds it together."  Republican or Nazi?

6. This person said: “In the end, you're measured not by how much you undertake but by what you finally accomplish.” Republican or Nazi?

7. This person said: “Success is the sole earthly judge of right and wrong.” Republican or Nazi?

8. This person said: “It is not the neutrals or the lukewarms who make history.” Republican or Nazi?

9. This person said: “Good people don't go into government.” Republican or Nazi?

10. This person said: “Of course, I will be called racist but, if I can invite whom I want into my home, then I should have the right to have a say in who comes into my country.” Republican or Nazi?

The answers are below. Good luck!

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The Republican Convention is on this week, and well, yeah, it's a bit Nazi. Nina Oyama looks at the desperate plight of Britney Spears, Dom Knight takes a long look at a nudist camp in France and Charles Firth introduces a new quiz: Is it Republican or is it Nazi. Plus Rebecca De Unamuno with all the latest Chaser headlines that we can get past the legal team. Stream it online on our website or at Nova or download it in any podcast app, including:






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(SPOILER ALERT)
ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ
 
1. Republican - Mary Ann Mendoza, a speaker scheduled for the convention’s second night - who got canned after she sent out a tweet urging her followers to read up on the Protocols of Elders of Zion, fabricated antisemitic text.

2. Republican - Kimberly Guilfoyle, who spoke (or rather shouted) on the first night of the convention.

3. Republican - Donald Trump in "The Art of the Deal".

4. Nazi - Adolf Hitler

5. Republican - Rep. Matt Gaetz from Florida, speaking on the first day of the convention.

6. Republican - Donald Trump on Twitter

7. Nazi - Adolf again

8. Nazi - Adolf

9. Republican - Donald Trump, quoted in The Advocate in 2000.

10. Trick question - it was Pauline Hanson, in her maiden speech to parliament in 1996
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