Updated Guidelines for all Chaser Restaurants
Dear Food Lover,
As Chaser Restaurants start re-opening across Australia, we want to assure all our patrons that our establishments are safe to dine in.
We’ve done this mainly by putting a sticker on the outside window which says “Covid Safe” with a big green tick. But we have also made a few changes to the dining experience in order to scrape some extra data about you.
- Upon entry, you will he asked to scan a QR code which will take your phone to a brief questionnaire, including which state of the USA you reside in and what your five-digit zip code is.
- Your temperature will then be taken. Hot guests will immediately be inappropriately propositioned by the wait staff. So no change there.
- In order to help fight the spread of COVID, we have instructed all staff at our restaurants to temporarily stop spitting in the meals. We hope this puts your mind at ease.
- Any food left over on plates will now be reheated above 60 degrees Celsius before being re-plated for the next guest.
- All food dropped on the ground will now be rinsed or wiped clean.
- The staff will now wash their hands AFTER they have gone to the toilet.
The pandemic is an evolving situation, so we will be reviewing our processes regularly, but Chaser Restaurants is a proud member of the Australian hospitality industry, and as a result, no matter what happens, please rest assured we will continue to underpay all our staff.
Charles Firth
Executive Chef
Chaser Restaurants
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