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Issue 84 - 5th June

Nothing much to report


Dear Reader,

Unfortunately, it's been a pretty slow news week. Nothing much has happened here or around the world that I can think of. So we might just let you get straight to the news headlines below, because there's nothing really to comment on.

Charles Firth
Managing Editor

P.S. New video out today -- exclusive behind the scenes footage at Antifa headquarters. (Turns out Fox News' fears were right). Check it out on Twitter or Facebook.


A few other things...
 

PODCAST - New episode out today

This week we dive into Donald Trump’s bizarre Bible stunt amid the American protests, check out the latest round of nauseating celebrity videos with another Isolebrity, and leave this awful week behind to take a trip into the future – which, it turns out, is entirely made up of crappy Bluetooth devices. The Chaser Report delivers all the news you can't trust. Stream it online on our website or at Nova or download it in any podcast app, including:
 






NEW COMEDY ALBUM - OUT NOW

Everyone's been talking about all the essential nurses, doctors, teachers and shop workers that have got us through this difficult period. Here in NSW, we've rewarded the hard work and bravery of nurses, teachers and other servants with a wage cut. Sorry, I mean wage 'freeze'.

But nobody has paid tribute to the non-essential workers, who've been sitting at home, not playing a vital role in sustaining us through this historic period.

That's why, this week, The Chaser launched its first album, and dedicated it to them, the non-essential workers. It's a great album. 

Stream it on Spotify or Apple Music. (Or search for "Radio Chaser".)

Or buy the album from The Chaser Shop today for just $29.95, and we'll send you a special limited-edition, signed copy of the album.


THE CHASER QUARTERLY - 22-page sample online

Even in lockdown, you can still browse a free 22-page sampler of our latest book at ChaserShop.com. The fully revised second edition of The Anti-Expert's Guide to Everything includes a tasteful guide to how to cure coronavirus the natural way, without the pesky use of Western science.
 

NEWS


‘All Lives Matter’ says man who has never given a damn about another person


Nation feigns surprise as government gives handout to rich homeowners


Gal Gadot brings celebrities together for a touching rendition of NWA’s ‘Fuck Tha Police’


Police powerless to stop guy robbing servo as he’s clearly having a bad day


Murder investigation called off after police learn suspect was having a bad day


Criminals overjoyed to learn you can now get away with crimes if you’re having a bad day


Kendall Jenner hospitalised after offering riot police a Pepsi


Antifa seeks CIA funding after being labelled terrorist group


Facing national crisis, Trump heads off for quick holiday in Hawaii


Police deny racism, claim murder of black man was just hundreds of isolated incidents


Jesus would have knelt on the neck of an unarmed black man until he died, says Trump


Iraq launches invasion to bring democracy to America


Trump angry he can’t rage tweet as 5G network fails to work from underground bunker


Staffer slips DVD of Downfall under Trump’s bunker door


Dutton cancels viagra prescription after seeing video of police shooting journalists


Mexico agrees to pay for wall


UN condemns Australia for subjecting Pacific Islands to Home and Away


USA rebrands itself as “States of America”


Police shocked after beatings fail to quell protest against police brutality


Compromise reached: Twitter to just label the few Trump tweets that aren’t outright lies


America cancelled after disastrous final season


Trump follows through on election promise to shoot people in the street


Child molesters sue The Chaser after being compared to Mark Zuckerberg


White House unveils Trump Presidential Portrait


Minneapolis riots solved after Kendall Jenner offers protesters a Pepsi

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