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Issue 111 - 11th December 2020

The War on 2020 live show premieres tonight


Dear Reader,

Tonight and tomorrow night (11th and 12th), we will be presenting a series of all new sketches in front of a live studio audience.

We had planned to take this show on the road. At the beginning of the year, while the bushfires raged, we organised a 13-city national tour. The shows, we thought, would be all about the bushfires. Nothing could be worse than that in 2020.

Then 2020 fell apart.

Prince Harry announced he was retiring (from what, nobody quite knew). America's favourite talk show host turned out to be not as nice as she appeared to be onscreen. And worst of all, a shopping mall Santa told a kid he couldn't have a Nerf gun. It's been a shocker of a year.

Oh yeah, and there was that pandemic thing. We should probably mention that in the show.

As a result of these terrible events, we were forced to cancel our live show tour. Thanks to principal funding by Screen Australia, we were able to take the show online.

The result is the War on 2020 - Live Show. It's a great show. It features some of Australia's top satirists, including AWGIE award winners Mark Humphries (7:30), Jenna Owen (The Feed) and Victoria Zerbst (The Feed) plus Steph Tisdell, Nina Oyama, Sami Shah, Nat Damena, James Schloeffel (The Shovel) and Charles Firth (that's me).

And today, we're very pleased that we've managed to book the ABC to host the show. (That's ABC Total Landscaping in Redfern, NSW). It will be filmed in front of a live studio audience. Unfortunately, tickets to be part of the studio audience are now sold out. But you can still attend via Zoom. So why not buy a ticket and instead of enjoying a night out, spend a night in, hovering over a Zoom stream. What is more 2020 than that?

LIVE VIA ZOOM
6:30pm (Sydney time) tonight (Friday)
And 8pm tomorrow night (Saturday)


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Please note: we will harnessing the full capabilities of the internet, and doing audience interaction during the live stream, so please make sure you're not naked when you tune in.

Charles Firth
Managing Editor
The Chaser
 


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PODCAST - New episode out today

Zoe, Charles and Dom explore the vaccine rollout, enter the election denial bubble, ponder toddler swearing and listen to some charmingly antiquated ads. Plus Rebecca De Unamuno delivers a shot of news straight into your bloodstream. Stream it online on our website or at Nova or download it in any podcast app, including:





NEWS

Trump Pens letter to Santa asking for ‘proof of voter fraud’ this Christmas


George Pell gets in the Christmas Spirit by applying for a job as a mall Santa


“If Santa really cared about kids, he would restrict them to cashless cards” says Govt


Universal buys Bob Dylan songs for $400m, only to discover Spotify costs $10.99 a month


“No vaccines for my pure body” says woman coming off a 2 day bender


PM apologises to Rudd – leaving only stranded Aussies, bush fire victims, the environment, robodebt victims, Bunnings employees…


Rudy Gulliani catches bio weapon hoax virus to stop him from protecting the election from being rigged by freedom of choice


Dictator Dan slammed after tourists enter Victoria due to his stupid decision to trust NSW officials


NSW Police explain German traveler stuff up- “we were too busy strip searching teens”


Rudy Giuliani to undergo hotel quarantine at Four Seasons landscaping

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  • "I like it almost as much as I enjoy molesting children" - George Pell
  • "Buying this book is the only scientifically proven way to protect yourself against 5G radiation." - Pete Evans
  • "The jokes are so on fire that I'm already halfway to Hawaii" - Scott Morrison

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