We want to be Cristiano Ronaldo.
Not only is Ronaldo handsome, nice
, and honest
, he's also having one hell of a year.
Just last night, the Real Madrid Forward drilled a beautiful free kick
in the 89th minute to tie up a Champions League Group stage match against Sporting CP, then inspired his team to score only 5 minutes later in the 94th minute for the win. Although we're only three games into the season, Real Madrid is undefeated and sitting in first place in La Liga. "Must be nice," thinks all the Celta de Vigo fans (0-3, last place).
Also, a few months before, Ronaldo lead his fellow countrymen to Portugal's very first Euro Championship win, and won a Silver Boot in the process (not as cool as Michael Johnson's gold cleats
). He's also the world's highest paid athlete ($88 million in 2016
)... So can we pull a Hot Chick
and swap places? Cool.
If anyone knows Cristiano, tell him we'd like to introduce him to a
witch friend we know