, you devil you. This son-of-a-bitch smoked the rest of you fools with a 13-3 record. For his victory he'll receive 72 virgins when he reaches paradise or a Good Old Sport koozie, depending on his religious affiliation.
Counterpoint to our fourth place finisher: Andy Dalton, who can't even keep track of his own damn luggage
, is 0-4 in the playoffs, thus making him a steamy turd. Feel free to throw us another "hot take" next week that we can publicly debunk for you.
The best of the rest include:
1. Tom Akkala (13-3; 46*)
2. Jean D'Alessandro (13-3; 43*)
3. Jeff Osborn (12-4; 49*)
4. Drew 'Andy Dalton is Elite' Ahlers (12-4; 48*)
5. Annapurna Kennedy (12-4; 41*)
*Total points estimate for Monday Night Football. Actual: 53
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