FACT: Fire Water
Did you know Pyramid Lake has the equivalent of 452 TRILLION bathtubs full of water, and if you drained Pyramid Lake there'd be no reason to visit Pyramid Lake.
FACT: What We Lack in Nerve...
If you took all the nerves in the human body and laid them end to end, someone is going to be missing all their nerves.
FACT: ...We Make Up For In Guts
During the World War 1, General Jack Majorton earned the nickname “Big Guts” after a week-long, bloody hand-to-hand battle … for it was directly after this battle he was overheard telling his wife “no.”
FACT: Photo Evidence
It’s long been accepted that Mt. Everest is the tallest object in the world. However, tourist Roger Felton shattered this reality when he posted this photo, which clearly shows HE is the tallest object in the world.
*Roger is now heralded as a photojournalist, which used to be a real title, but now it just refers to anyone with an iPhone. (Samsung Galaxy users, on the other hand, simply earn the title, “poor.”)
FACT: Pyromaniac Porn
Earlier this month KISS set a Guinness World Record for the most flame projections launched simultaneously (73). The event was live-streamed and launched a new generation of pyromaniac 12 year olds.
FACT: You're a Commie if You Don't
Spell “Russia” backwards and see what you get. Crazy right? Tip of the cap to fellow conspiracy theorists.
RUSSIA = ???
FACT: Civil War Celebrities
This month, the last remaining widow of a Civil War soldier died. Give that some brain space; we’re not talking World War I (or II), not talking Vietnam, we’re talking the CIVIL WAR, which ended in 1865. If you’re brain is spinning to remember elementary mathematics, yes, there was a time when a 93-year-old war vet could marry a 17-year-old school girl and everything was coo’ baby.
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