Joke of the Year - 2016
We love the Joke of the Month, and we will continue this all year in 2017. Please feel free to share with us your favorite jokes, puns, and funny stories. If we use your joke/story in our newsletter, you will win a free bottle of Hawken Certified Liquid Armor Water Treatment! Here is our pick for the best of 2016:
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator says, "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, "Okay, now what?"