Jokes of the Month!
A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender gives it to him and says, “That’ll be fifteen dollars.”
The gorilla grumbles under his breath and places a twenty on the counter. The bartender makes change and says, “You know, we don’t see many gorillas in these parts.”
The gorilla replies, “At these prices I’m not surprised.”
A man was crossing a road when a frog called out, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.” He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up later and said, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and how you are my hero.” The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I’ll stay with you and be your girlfriend.” Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, “What is the matter? I’ve told you I’m a beautiful princess, that I’ll be your girlfriend. Why won’t you kiss me?”
The man said, “Look, I’m a computer programmer. I don’t have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool.”
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