Hawken Delivers EPIC Response to Madonna's Threat To White House:
So Madonna stated last week that she wanted to "blow up the White House". She is now under serious investigation by the Secret Service...as it turns out, making threats like that is not only a bad publicity stunt, it is actually illegal to make such threats - OOOPS for her!
How else would Hawken respond? With JOKES of course! Here are a few of our favorite Madonna jokes:
Madonna walked into a library recently and said, "Can I have a burger and fries?"
The librarian responded, "I'm sorry, this is a library."
So Madonna whispered, "Can I have a burger and fries?"
Q. What do you call Madonna behind the steering wheel of her car?
Q. Why did Madonna stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
A. Because it said "Concentrate."
A police officer recently stopped Madonna for a routine speeding violation and asked nicely to see her driver's license.
She replied in a huff, "Can't you guys get your act together? Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"
A ventriloquist was on stage at a bar in a small town. He was going through his usual run of Madonna jokes when Madonna herself appeared in the audience, stood up, and shouted, "I have heard just about enough of your denigrating Madonna jokes! What makes you think you can make fun of me that way? What does my low intelligence have to do with my worth as a human being?"
The ventriloquist looked on in confused amazement.
"It's jerks like you who keep people like me from being respected," she continued, "and from reaching my full potential as a person because you perpetuate discrimination against not only me, but other people of lesser intelligence. All in the name of a few pathetic jokes."
Flustered, the ventriloquist began to apologize. Then Madonna interrupted, "You stay out of this, mister. I'm talking to that little dude on your knee."