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Why You Can Say "My Wife is The Hottest!"

Men, it might surprise you to know that a large majority of the women in our lives want us to show our dominant side in many aspects. Even if your wife is a strong, super-independent woman, she still appreciates it when you take charge.  This applies to many things, but especially how you care for your family and your home. You work hard so your family can live comfortably. It is your responsibility to keep your family warm - that is why you have chosen to heat with wood. So don't allow your furnace to fail on your watch!  Remember that not using proper water treatment is like driving a car without oil - it will only be a matter of time and the furnace will fail.

But it is never too late to start protecting your investment!  Visit our online store for Hawken Certified Water Treatment at this link HERE:

We had another call this week from a sad customer whose furnace steel is now paper-thin and started to leak. Don't be that guy who thinks that if the furnace is just doing its job providing heat, then all is well. If you have not properly treated your furnace in the last12 months and provided a water sample to our lab for your FREE water test, you are at risk of losing your investment in your furnace!   

When we as men do our jobs and provide a warm home for our families, our wives will also say that their 'husbands are the hottest' for providing so well for our families!

Click HERE to visit our online store and get the only water treatment CERTIFIED by Hawken to protect your exact grade of steel in your furnace.

Product Spotlight
If your furnace water temp reaches an unsafe temp, this safety switch will trip and disable power to the blower fan and light. Simply allow the furnace to cool to approximately 150 degrees and then press the red RESET button. This switch is mounted on the rear wall of the furnace.

If this switch is stressed too heavily, it may fail. You may wish to have a spare on hand since this is only a $28 part, but without it, your furnace will not operate.
Thank You!!

Last month, I told the story of Bruce and Nancy and their misfortunate health issues in 2016. I asked for your prayers on their behalf and any thoughts you would like me to share with them.

I spent Christmas with Bruce and Nancy and read to them your many messages and prayerful kind wishes. It was a wonderful experience to see their expressions of appreciation for your kindness. It was a wonderful Christmas day thanks to your prayers and kind messages so I thank you all dearly.
Joke of The Month!

This month, we poke fun at ourselves and religion. Please DON'T TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY!! This is only meant in fun!  We will poke fun at our own religion just to show we are equal opportunity jokesters and this is just for laughs!

Q: Why do you always take two Mormons with you when you go fishing?
A: Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer!
An Amish man and his son went to the city and walked into a tall building. They came upon some doors. An older woman walked up and pressed a button. The doors opened and she went in. The son asked his father what that was for and he said, "I don't know, let's watch what happens."

A few minutes later the doors opened and a beautiful blonde woman walked out. The man turned to his son and said "Let's go get your mother!"
Four Catholic women are having coffee. The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'"

The second woman chirps in, "My son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace'"

The Third woman says smugly, "My son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Eminence'"

The fourth woman sips her coffee and then says, "My son is a gorgeous hard-bodied stripper. When he walks into a room, people say, "Oh my Heavens...'"
And departing from that topic, but one of my personal favorites:

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you."

The grasshopper says, "What you have a drink named Murray?"


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